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Monday, 7 March, 2011 0:09
Subject: UREGENT RESPONSE
From: "M.ABUDU HASSAN"
To: undisclosed-recipients

Dear friend,

I am Abudu Hassan, manager auditing and accounting department Bank of Africa Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.

My purpose of contacting you is for you to collaborate with me in this transaction because it is not easy for me to handle this transaction alone as the next of kin to the deceased customer MR ANDREAS SCHRANNER who died along with his family in a plane crash July 31sth 2000 and left no one to claim his deposit with Bank of Africa here in Burkina Faso, West Africa.

Let me solicit for your confidence and trust in this transaction as it is legal , i have taken all necessary arrangement here before contacting you in order to ensure that this funds is successfully claim and move to you from Burkina Faso without implications, so i implore you to comply with me to enable us mutually undertake this prospects.

The total amount deposited by our late customer is Ten million five hundred thousand United state dollars ($10.5 million USD) and we shall share the funds in a mutual understanding of 40 % for you while 60% will be for me, my 60% will remain in your bank account pending on my arrival in your country and I shall invest with my own share in your country as soon as the fund is transferred into your bank account. I assure you that there is no risk involved in this transaction and also all the deceased customer information are with me to back up your claim. Now upon your request i shall send to you the bank text of application which you shall fill and forward to our bank.

You should contact me immidiately as soon as you receive this message. Thanks for your co-operation.

Your sincerely
MR ABUDU HASSAN

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Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Subject: Re: UREGENT RESPONSE
From: Andina Dwifatma


Dear Mr Abudu Hassan,

As you probably already knew, I am Andina, a girl from Indonesia that--according to your email--is going to be a millionaire. Since I am now only 24-years-old, I feel like there's a chance that they'd put me on Fortune's 40 Under 40 List.

There are several purposes of me replying your email. First of all, it's "URGENT" not "UREGENT". Also, it's "YOURS SINCERELY" not "YOUR SINCERELY". And "I" must be in capital, not "i". Maybe you should re-take English course because if you don't upgrade your grammar skill, I'm not sure that you'd look promising enough. Second, I think you should pick another name. Andreas Schranner looks like a German porn-star name. Plus, the Word automatically correct it. Maybe because it sounds like STAMMER or HAMMER or SLAPPER. Third, the sentence "no risk involved" really bothered me. I mean, receiving an email from someone you know nothing about is already a risk, right? I think you should delete that.

You mentioned that it is not easy for you to handle this kind of transaction alone. I kindly suggest you to look for another job.

Best,

Andina

7 comments:

  1. bagus!
    gw udah 5 kali dapet surat semacam ini, ada yg dari Australia, New York. ada juga dari Thailand atas nama Toyota yg katanya gw dapet mobil, huahaha...
    sinting!

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  2. Dan namanya pasti aneh-aneh deh! Hahahaha.. Nggak cocok sama hadiahnya. Kalo gue dapet email dari orang bernama Abudu Hassan, gue bakal lebih percaya kalo dia kasih gue Cheetah atau ladang berapa hektar gitu daripada duit sekian juta dolar Amerika.

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  3. saya juga sering dapet spam kayak gitu...
    jadi pingin tahu, kok bisa ada spam di email, bagaimana ceritanya, dan untuk apa sebenarnya...

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  4. Denger-denger sih dari akun-akun jejaring sosial kayak Facebook atau Twitter gitu. Nama dan info tentang kita dijualin dalam bentuk database ke pihak-pihak yang berkepentingan. Ihhh.

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  5. wah ane juga dapet email dari mister afrika ini.... ha ha ha kurang kerjaan aja nih mister... kalo gw lebih percaya kalo dia mo ngasih ane pemutih yang manjur yang udah dia coba buat mutihin badanya yang item itu jadi warna pink... :P

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  6. he he ane juga dapet scam email dari mister afika ini... kalo ane lebih percaya kalo dia mau ngasih ane pemutih badan yang udah dia coba dan bisa mengubah warna kulit itemnya berangsur membaik menjadi warna pink :P

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  7. Emang situ yakin dia item? Hehe

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